Sing along


L y r i c s
A c c i d e n t   W a i t i n g   T o   H a p p e n

Tick Tack Tick Tack
Tick Tack Tick Tack Tick Tack Tick Tack

The motor is on
The roads are open
Your breaks won't work
You're an accident waiting to happen

Do you wanna run
Do you wanna hide
No matter what you'll do
I'll get you, baby



N o   F o r e v e r

It ain't easy to be with a girl like me
I can see it why you want to be free
But baby a sharper mind would have to agree
If it's love what we wanna see you gotta work like a bee

You and me can be free together
Let go your fear there's no forever it ain't no forever

Nothing but the rain falls suddenly from the sky
But baby to believe again is damn worth a try
If it's all about you and me now is the time to play
If love is not a dream than we should start it today



A   P r a c t i c a l   E d u c a t i o n   f o r   Y o u n g   L a d i e s
i n   t h e   2 1 s t   C e n t u r y


Don't get angry, don't get wasted
Don't get up your expectations
Don't get sad, don't get mad
You've got so much you should be glad
Don't bug me now, don't make noise
Don't go playing with the boys
Don't beat men, don't get vain
Don't walk alone and then complain
Don't get too loud, don't get too proud
Don't talk what you don't know about
You know, if that thought you just had would be so damn original, somebody else would have had it long ago

And always, always, remember, remember, always remember to swallow

Don't get careless, don't you mess up
Don't let just anyone push your dress up
Don't make demands, don't fuck for fun
Don't go screwing more than one
Don't lose your head, don't get high
Wait for a boring useful guy
Do not try, do not fail
Don't break your heart it's still for sale
Don't get bitchy, don't get moody
Who will support you when you're broody?
Don't be a nag, don't be a shrew
Believe me, it's not good for everybody else around you

And always, always, remember, remember, always remember to swallow

Don't lie around, don't put on weight
Always leave some on the plate
Don't stuff yourself, you're there to feed
Don't stop cooking, don't eat
Watch your size, don't fry your rice
Less of you will look so nice
Don't count your tastes, count your price
And get value for your salad days

But never, never, forget, forget, never forget to swallow
And always, always, remember, remember, always remember to swallow
To swallow your own words



T h e   Ø 2   S o n g

Ø2 is good, Ø2 is great
Ø2 has made this town complete
Perfect place, full of fun
Ø2 is loved by everyone
Point of view, point of call
Blue lights are flashing overall
Industry, can't you see
Ø2 just boosts economy
Slaves for work, slaves for tout
Ø2 is great at sourcing out
Let me in please let me in
And blow the fucker up to bits



M y   D e a r   M a d a m e   A .

You showed up in the club, my heart turned so soft and smooth
A look into your eyes and I was getting in the mood
I wanna kiss around, I chase you in the crowd
Excitement is on your mouth, now take off your blouse, for me

Cuz when I get started you lift me up
And if I take too much you bring me down
You make me lose my mind you make me lose my way
But I can't get enough of you, my dear Madame A.

My money is all gone, the music's too loud
I wanna go home but can't find the way out
It's time to fade away, my damn Madame A.
You made my night but now you ruin the day

Cuz when I get started you lift me up
And if I take too much you bring me down
You make me lose my mind you make me lose my way
But I can't get enough of you, my dear Madame A.






F u l l   M o o n

Everyone is having sex but me tonight
The moon is full and the party is tight
But you didn't show up to make me feel right

F u c k
All i want is to fuck
Get you in my bed but fuck
You're only in my head

I'm so horny baby I'm on fire
But your'e not here to fill my desire
Why you said you'd come when in fact you're a liar

F u c k
All i want is to fuck
Get you in my bed but fuck
You're only in my head



C o l a   P u r

Sie kommt in die Bar, sieht aus wie ein Wrack
Die Haare sind so fettig, Klamotten abgefuckt
Du denkst dir 'oh nein!', versteckst noch den Wein
Die Braut bringt ja nur Stress, schnell, stell den Wodka weg

Was darf denn sein, Cola pur
Was willstn habn, Cola pur
Eis und Zitrone, ich will doch keen Bier
Sie trinkt ja nur Cola pur

Sie kifft nicht so gerne und snifft kein Kokain
Was will sie denn von uns, sie steht auf Koffein
Sie bleibt als letzte übrig, die Säufer sind schon weg
Nur diese Frau ist jetzt noch fit und singt den Rausschmeißsong noch mit

Was darfs denn sein, Cola pur
Was willstn haben, Cola pur
Eis und Zitrone, Cola pur
Sie trinkt ja nur Cola pur
Vom Happyhour Cola pur, zur Afterhour Cola pur
Und in dem Shower Cola pur, sie will nur Cola pur
Was für ne Figur Cola pur Sie bricht die Tür Cola pur
Rund um die Uhr Cola pur



I c e   C r e a m   M a n

Life is all about rock'n'roll and I want to have it all
Don't wanna hold back, I got no time, I wanna eat and fuck, is that a crime
Ice cream man passing by, just one look and I get high
So many flavors I could die, so I ask you why
Why do I have to choose, give me something I can use
Just wanna be amused but it always ends up in bad news
If I pick one, the rest I lose

Be happy with what you got, my mom would say but I don't want to live this way
Cuz I was born to seize the day for my sins I'll have to pay
In the park, just passing by, just one look and I get high
So many cuties I could die so I ask you why
Why do I have to choose, give me something I could use
Just wanna be amused but it always ends up in bad news
If I pick one the rest I lose

Life's too short it's not fair, so don't compromise, it's easier
To change the color of your hair and if you don't like it you just have to dare
So this is what I got to say to all you sexy girls out there
Use your spoon and pick your dessert



P l e a s e   G o   (  T o   B r g h n  )

Was du siehst ist keine Bar und das hier ist kein Bier
Ich bin keine Barfrau und du bist doch eine Pfeiffe

You wanna have fun, so go to Brghn
You want to have a ball, so go to Brghn
You wanna get a girl, you to Brghn
You wanna get a boy, go to Brghn

Was du hörst ist kein DJ und er spielt auch kein Elektro
Dein scheiß Iphone ist nicht hier, wir machen jetzt zu

You wanna have another shot, go to Brghn
You wanna take a line, go to Brghn
You wanna stand in line, go to Brghn
You want a dark room, go to Brghn
You wanna party until noon, please go to Brghn